Joke Topic - 'Happiest'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happiest'.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

Nostalgia is a thing of the past

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