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Joke Topic - 'Happiest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happiest'.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past

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