Joke Topic - 'Happiest'

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."