Joke Topic - 'Happiest'

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.