Joke Topic - 'Happened'

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.