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Joke Topic - 'Happened'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happened'.

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Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


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Orange

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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