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Joke Topic - 'Happened'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happened'.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.


Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale


What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.


The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.


What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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