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Joke Topic - 'Happened'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happened'.

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Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

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