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Joke Topic - 'Happened'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happened'.

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Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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