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Joke Topic - 'Happened'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happened'.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.


Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.


I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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