Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Therapist
The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
Calendar
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Firefly
Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'