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Joke Topic - 'Handsome'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Handsome'.

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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.

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