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Joke Topic - 'Handsome'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Handsome'.

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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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