Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Worry
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Football
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Hill
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Cows
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!