Joke Topic - 'Handsome'

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!