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Joke Topic - 'Handsome'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Handsome'.

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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

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