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Joke Topic - 'Hands' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What has two hands but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.

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Car Drivers

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
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They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.

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What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

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Skeletons

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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