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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

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