Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Scottish
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Journalists
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
Octopus
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Water
Save water - dilute it