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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

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