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Joke Topic - 'Hands'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.
It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
Look Ma, no hands!
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rome
How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Signs
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Buckingham Palace
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Light Bulbs
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
I called her my grille friend!
Cow
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Bee
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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