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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Water

Save water - dilute it

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