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Joke Topic - 'Hands'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.


It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.


If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.


Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?

Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

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