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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

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