Joke Topic - 'Hands'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

Marriage: The first union to defy management.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

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