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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.


'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'

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