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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.

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'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'


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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

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