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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.
'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'
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Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
Dogs
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If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Professors
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Musicians
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Crab
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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