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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.

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'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'


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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

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