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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.

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'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.

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