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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamsters'.


'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'

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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


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Finding half a maggot...


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To try and catch up on his sleep.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!


Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!


Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

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