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Joke Topic - 'Hamsters'


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'Do you know what happened when I washed my hamster in detergent?' 'No.' 'It died.' 'I'm not surprised. I could have told you detergent wasn't good for hamsters.' 'It wasn't the detergent that killed it. It was the spin-drier.'


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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

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