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Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamburgers'.

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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

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