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Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamburgers'.


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
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The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?


Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
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What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

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