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Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamburgers'.

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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

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