Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.