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Joke Topic - 'Ham'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ham'.

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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.


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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

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