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Joke Topic - 'Ham'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ham'.


Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

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Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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