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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.

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I brake for Hallucinations.


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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?

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