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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.

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I brake for Hallucinations.


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

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