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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.


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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.


What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?


What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.


Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


If you jogged backward would you gain weight?

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