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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.


Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.


Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

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