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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halloween'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

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