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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halloween'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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