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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'


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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

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