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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halloween'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

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