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Joke Topic - 'Halitosis'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halitosis'.

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Halitosis is better than no breath at all


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

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