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Joke Topic - 'Halitosis'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halitosis'.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

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