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Joke Topic - 'Halitosis'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halitosis'.

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Halitosis is better than no breath at all


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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

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