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Joke Topic - 'Halitosis'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halitosis'.

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Halitosis is better than no breath at all


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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Horse

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Get Even

Don`t get even -- get odd!

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