Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Count
You can always count on your fingers
Horse
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Crash
NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
Mickey Mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
A Skeleton
What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Cars
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
Get Even
Don`t get even -- get odd!