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Joke Topic - 'Half A Mind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Half A Mind'.

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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

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