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Joke Topic - 'Half A Mind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Half A Mind'.

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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

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