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Joke Topic - 'Half A Mind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Half A Mind'.

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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

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