Joke Topic - 'Half A Mind'

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

"Hello, I'm not here."

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.