Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teacher
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Cows
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
Caution
C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
Santa Claus
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Ghosts
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Not Here
"Hello, I'm not here."
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.