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Joke Topic - 'Half A Mind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Half A Mind'.

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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Ghosts

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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