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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.


How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.


My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.


Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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