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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.


How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


Man Denies He Committed Suicide


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.


Is it time for your medication or mine?


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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