Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Houses
A man's house is his hassle.
Goats
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
Bees
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Morse Code
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
School Teacher
Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.