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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

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