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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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