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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

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