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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand admiringly and say, 'Fabulous, Gary !''
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'

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