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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Government

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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