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Joke Topic - 'Hairdresser'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hairdresser'.

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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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