Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
Umbrellas
What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Sociologists
How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
Stupid
How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Ants
Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Stockings
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Goats
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.