Joke Topic - 'Hair'

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.