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Joke Topic - 'Hair' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Hair'.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
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What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
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You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.
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