I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.