I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
2>Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
1>Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
1>Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
1>What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
1>What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
1>You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.
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