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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.


Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!


What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.


Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

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