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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.


Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!


What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.


What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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