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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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