Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - H / Joke Topic - Hair Cut - 1

Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

$text4

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
$text4

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
$text4

Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
$text4

Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
$text4

Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
$text4

Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
$text4

Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
$text4

Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

This is page 1 of 1