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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

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