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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
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Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Apples
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
You chase it around the kitchen.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Tickle its ivories.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
'Hi, buster!'
Bars
I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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