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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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