Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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