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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

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