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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
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A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Because it has more cents.
Worry
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Burglar
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
A Hole
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
A hole in the ground.
Thieves
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
A crime wave.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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