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Joke Topic - 'Gunpowder' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gunpowder'.
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Well, don't point him at me.
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
An eggsplosion.
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Cricket
Patient: Doctor, you must help me; I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Kidnappers
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
He woke up.
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
A blood test.
Drinking
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
Newspapers
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, 'Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?'
'Sure I do,' he mumbled.
'Sure I do,' he mumbled.
Jobs
I like my job it's the work I hate.
Scotsmen
How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
Mice
My mother-in-law arrived today.
I knew it was her when she knocked on the front door, and all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
I knew it was her when she knocked on the front door, and all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Blondes
How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.
They are both empty from the neck up.