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Joke Topic - 'Gunpowder' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gunpowder'.
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
1>Well, don't point him at me.
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
2>I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
1>An eggsplosion.
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Bees
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
1>Because they can't remember the words.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
1>A boa constructor.
Change A Lightbulb
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.
1>Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.
Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backward?
They quack up.
1>They quack up.
Talking
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
1>Robbers
Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
1>They started a crime wave.
Cab Drivers
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
1>Dogs
What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
1>Bone appetite!
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
1>She was going through a dry spell.