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Joke Topic - 'Gun'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gun'.


What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

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One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Because he kneaded the dough.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!


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He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


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Ewele-tide Carols!


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

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