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Joke Topic - 'Gun'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gun'.

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What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!


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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Juliet

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Christmas

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

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