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Joke Topic - 'Guilty' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Guilty'.
Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
2>The judge found him guilty of forging.
Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
1>Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
2>Because they have a clear conscience.
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Stamps
How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
2>12
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I flush a lot of the time.
Don't worry, it's just a chain reaction.
2>Don't worry, it's just a chain reaction.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
2>From chasing parked ambulances.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
2>A parrot-trooper.
Robbery
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
2>A tubby
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
2>I think you need a little tonic.
Calendars
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail. They say his days are numbered.
2>He was sentenced to 12 months in jail. They say his days are numbered.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
2>Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Chefs
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
2>A cook-out!