Joke Topic - 'Guilty' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Guilty'.

Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

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Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. The other night, he got so steady that he couldn't move.

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time in years that the drinks had been on him.

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.

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Justice - a decision in your favor.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!