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Joke Topic - 'Guests'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guests'.

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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Tact

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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