Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
Marriage
Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
School
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Mother Superior
And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
Tact
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Prisoner
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
Board Games
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.