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Joke Topic - 'Guest-house'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guest-house'.

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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

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