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Joke Topic - 'Guest-house'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guest-house'.

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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

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