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Joke Topic - 'Grumble'


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What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!


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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

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