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Joke Topic - 'Grow Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grow Up'.

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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."


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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

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