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Joke Topic - 'Grow Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grow Up'.

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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."


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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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