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Joke Topic - 'Grow Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grow Up'.


"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

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Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


Is it time for your medication or mine?


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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