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Joke Topic - 'Grounded'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grounded'.

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Work

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Cow

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

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