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Joke Topic - 'Groom'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Groom'.
A man is about to be married and is waiting outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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