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Joke Topic - 'Groom'


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A man is about to be married and is waiting outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"


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Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

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