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Joke Topic - 'Greyhounds'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Greyhounds'.
How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
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Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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