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Joke Topic - 'Greyhounds'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Greyhounds'.

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How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.


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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

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