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Joke Topic - 'Great Britain'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Great Britain'.

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Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper


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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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