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Joke Topic - 'Great Britain'


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Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper


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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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