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Joke Topic - 'Great Britain'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Great Britain'.


Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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