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Joke Topic - 'Gravity'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

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Repeal the law of gravity
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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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