Joke Topic - 'Gravity'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

Repeal the law of gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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