Joke Topic - 'Gravity'

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.