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Joke Topic - 'Gravity'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

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Repeal the law of gravity
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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

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