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Joke Topic - 'Gravity'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

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Repeal the law of gravity
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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

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