Joke Topic - 'Gravity'

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.