Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Drunks
Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Monsters
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
The Truth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Village
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Repeat Offenders
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!