Joke Topic - 'Gravity'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

Repeal the law of gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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