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Joke Topic - 'Gravity'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

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Repeal the law of gravity
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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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