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Joke Topic - 'Graveyards'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyards'.

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Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'


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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

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