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Joke Topic - 'Graveyards'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyards'.


Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard

This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'

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