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Joke Topic - 'Graveyards'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyards'.

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Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'


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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

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