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Joke Topic - 'Graveyard'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyard'.


A man was walking through a graveyard one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the graveyard, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip.

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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