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Joke Topic - 'Graveyard'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyard'.

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A man was walking through a graveyard one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the graveyard, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip.
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A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.


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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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