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Joke Topic - 'Graveyard'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Graveyard'.
A man was walking through a graveyard one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the graveyard, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip.
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's
grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the
little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
Zombees.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
In the graveyard.
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Because people were dying to get in.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Husband
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Guess
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Better Judgement
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Doughnuts
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
Teacher
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Your Opinion
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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