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Joke Topic - 'Grave'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grave'.


Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

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Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.


Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

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