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Joke Topic - 'Grave'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grave'.
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
- I thought I had made a mistake
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
London
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Boyfriend
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Stonemason
Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
He was a chip off the old block.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Wife
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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