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Joke Topic - 'Grave'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grave'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.


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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

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