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Joke Topic - 'Grave'


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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.


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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

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