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Joke Topic - 'Grass'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grass'.

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A poor little East End kid was taken away to the country for his first holiday and as he got out of the train at his destination he looked around in bewilderment. 'Blimeyl What a lot of grass to keep off.'


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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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