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Joke Topic - 'Grass'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grass'.

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A poor little East End kid was taken away to the country for his first holiday and as he got out of the train at his destination he looked around in bewilderment. 'Blimeyl What a lot of grass to keep off.'


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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

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