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Joke Topic - 'Grass'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grass'.
A poor little East End kid was taken away to the country for his first holiday and as he got out of the train at his destination he looked around in bewilderment. 'Blimeyl What a lot of grass to keep off.'
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Cats
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
Mouse-tard.
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Prunes
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Santa Claustrophobia.
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
A whino.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in
cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Run and find some more cement!
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
A chicken that lays down.
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
School
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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