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Joke Topic - 'Grass'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grass'.


A poor little East End kid was taken away to the country for his first holiday and as he got out of the train at his destination he looked around in bewilderment. 'Blimeyl What a lot of grass to keep off.'

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