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Joke Topic - 'Grandma'


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Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?


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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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