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Joke Topic - 'Grandfather'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grandfather'.
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Because he was an old bore.
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A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
- I thought I had made a mistake
Parrots
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
Polly unsaturated.
Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
A purr-snatcher.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.
Mummies
What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
They like to unwind.
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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