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Joke Topic - 'Grandfather'


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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

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