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Joke Topic - 'Grandad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grandad'.

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'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

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