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Joke Topic - 'Graduates'


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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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