Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.
How many government officials does it take to change a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court – to determine its constitutionality.
How many members of the government does it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs; they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Three people: one won a Pulitzer Prize for exposing that the Electric Company employed a light bulb assassin to damage the bulb in the first place; another reported it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people; and a third reported it as a devious government plot to rob the poorest people of darkness.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.