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Joke Topic - 'Government' - 2


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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


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Weddings

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Samson

Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
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Lightbulb

Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Bee

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.

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