Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Weddings
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Samson
Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
This Morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Bee
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Litterbugs
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.