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Joke Topic - 'Goose'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goose'.

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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.


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A Shave

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Fish

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

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