Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wife
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Stupid
How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
Jewel
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.