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Joke Topic - 'Goose'


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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


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Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

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