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Joke Topic - 'Goose'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goose'.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

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What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.


What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


Where there's a will there's a relative


Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

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