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Joke Topic - 'Goose'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goose'.

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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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