Joke Topic - 'Goose'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goose'.

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

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