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Joke Topic - 'Goose'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goose'.

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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.


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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

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