Joke Topic - 'Goose'

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality