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Joke Topic - 'Goose'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goose'.

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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.


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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

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