Joke Topic - 'Good Taste'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Good Taste'.

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

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