Joke Topic - 'Good Luck' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Good Luck'.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

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My credit card was stolen last Friday, but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

What type of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.

What prompted the blonde to scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.