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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Dracula
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Marry
Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Drink
Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
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