Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Marry
Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Drink
Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.