Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Decisions
This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
Bank
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
Skeleton
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Proverb
He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
Perforation
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Perforation is a rip-off
Telepathy
Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that