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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."


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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that

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