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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."


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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

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