Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.