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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."


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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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