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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."


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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

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