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Joke Topic - 'Gone Forever'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gone Forever'.

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."

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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

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