John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Stupid
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
Dentist
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Politicians
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
Encyclopedia
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
Henry VIII
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Cows
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.