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Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golf Balls'.

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Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

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