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Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golf Balls'.

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Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Laugh At Yourself

You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while — everyone else does.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

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