Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while — everyone else does.

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.