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Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golf Balls'.

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Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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