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Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golf Balls'.


Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


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A: Retired.


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He sat down.


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Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!


I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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