Joke Topic - 'Golf Balls'

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.