Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Squash
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a
racquet!
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
Original
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.