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Joke Topic - 'Golf' - Page 4 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Golf'.
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
1>They don't have steering wheels!
Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case, I'll just putter around the yard.
2>Husband: Okay, in that case, I'll just putter around the yard.
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
1>Husband: To a tee party.
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
1>Husband: It putts me to sleep.
You know you really are having a bad day when the worst golfer in the world wants to play you for money.
2>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Aliens
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
2>Something from another universe -ity.
Notice
Notice: This notice is not worth noticing, as you will discover if you notice it.
2>Salesmen
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
2>He had too much time on his hands.
Bakers
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
2>So he could just loaf around all day.
Frogs
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
2>A hoppy meal.
Bankers
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
2>Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary, but I don't like you.
2>Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary, but I don't like you.
Dogs
What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
2>A baby setter.
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a salad bar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
2>Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.