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PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Roger: I'm going on a diet to improve my golf game.
Tom: How will losing weight help your game?
Roger: Because at the moment I can't see the ball if I put it where I can hit it, and I can't hit it if I put it where I can see it!
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

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