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Joke Topic - 'Golf' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Golf'.

Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
This man wrote to the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go near the green. It landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
'Still your turn'!
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball, the longer it will last.
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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