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Joke Topic - 'Goldfish'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Goldfish'.
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
Goldfish
My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'
Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied Wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'That's because he's inside your cat.'
'My goldfish died,' replied Wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'That's because he's inside your cat.'
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Dogs
Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
A watch dog!
Change A Light Bulb
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Computers
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
A Screen Saver.
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Egyptian
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
Two ton Carmen.
Ski Lift
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
Scientists
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
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