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Joke Topic - 'Golden'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golden'.

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What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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