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Joke Topic - 'Golden'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golden'.

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What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.

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