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Joke Topic - 'Golden'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golden'.


What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.

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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


What does a dentist call x-rays?


When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

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