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Joke Topic - 'Gold' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gold'.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry, it's just a gilt complex!
Don't worry, it's just a gilt complex!
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Ghosts
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresser.
To the scaredresser.
Moon
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
Married
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
They had a crush on each other.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Ghosts
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
A parrot-trooper.