Joke Topic - 'Gold'

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

School children march over new teachers

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.