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Joke Topic - 'Gold'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gold'.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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