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Joke Topic - 'Going'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Snowman
How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
By icicle.
Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
Clocks
Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
It's about time.
Boss
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Dogs
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
Aard-bark!
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Billiards
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
Missing
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Follow its tracks.
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