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Joke Topic - 'Going'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

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