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Joke Topic - 'Going'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

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