Joke Topic - 'Going'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

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