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Joke Topic - 'Going'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?


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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

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