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Joke Topic - 'Going'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?


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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

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