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Joke Topic - 'Going'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?


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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

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