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Joke Topic - 'Going'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?


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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

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