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Joke Topic - 'Going Deaf'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Going Deaf'.


A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

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